"I Vape for a Reason", or "Did that Bear Fellate Hitler?"

Hello my best, beautiful, brave, breastie, bestie buddies! My lovely fans that follow and dote on my every word, thought and action! How the fuck are ya'll? Its colder than Santas dick right now, and I found myself thinking on the concept of procrastination.

Procrastination is an awful concept in theory, but lets not forget; In theory, COMMUNISM WORKS. So I think its important that we look at procrastination in a fair and balanced way Don't you? Were not filthy commies are we? (Bless Glorious Leader).

Procrastination has gotten a bad rap over the years, and I suppose its no wonder. When you see what dedicated men, women, and others have accomplished with their hard work it can make the concept look kinda shitty. Imagine if you'd never picked up that video game, drank that first beer  or masturbated. Literally THOUSANDS of hours wasted!

But I must ask you this... What if Hitler was a pot head? Do you think he would have killed nearly as many Jews and untermensch? Not likely! I actually address this concept in a film mock-up Ive been working on, for 15 years. It involves a time travelling piece of key-lime pie, and a grizzly bear that formally belonged to Adolf Hitler. They have zany misadventures through time, all while really getting to know the people that matter most: Themselves.

But I digress....

What if Jesus was really proactive? There are some scholars that believe that Jesus may have actually been more of a leader of a rebellion with very little magic powers, than any sort of Savior. More of a person to fit prophesies that the Jewish mystics at the time so loved to make (Aslan, R (2013)  Zealot: The Life and Times of Jesus of Nazareth). What would have happened in that case? Would we be seeing a world-wide Jewish state? Fondly remembering Jesus for the blood-thirsty warlord he was?
I actually address this concept in a book Ive been working on for the last 15 years. It involves a time travelling Nazi and a grizzly bear, that formerly belonged to Jesus of Nazareth.

But again, I digress.

I suppose what I'm really getting at, is that sometimes its ok to smoke a joint and play video games for 12 hours. Or get a little drunk for a month or so. But its important to have limits! I actually address this in a comic Ive been working on. Its about a time Travelling Jesus chasing a time travelling Hitler through time. And also there's a piece of talking key-lime pie.

I have to go now. My planet needs me.

Donkeyzrahite