"The COOLEST Kid Ever" or "A New Drew Barrymore Fan"

Hahahaha, ahhhh. Nice to see the bar lowered ever more Todays link is to a profoundly... odd? News story about fucking idiot parents using their child for cheap laughs. Isnt it great to know that people all over the world are still busying themselves with being retarded. Fuck man, this planet is is bittering me, that or its the Bill Hicks im listening to at the time. Shit, Bills good at making you realize how retarded everything and everyone is. I wonder what hed be ranting about if he was alive now?... probably the exact same shit he was ranting about in 92'.


Ive sure noticed that you can take ANY fucking bit of his about the Gulf War and it is COMPLETELY usable with the modern day war in Iraq. That leads me to believe he died when he should have. I mean, do you guys think that Bill could even have survived to this point? The world would have driven mad years ago. But damn... the Earth needs another Hicks. Sure he was angry, and mean, and pretty low-brow... But goddamn if he wasnt funny!

So... I today, Im throwing my hat into the ring of people to replace the great Bill. Thats right. Im finally getting up off my ass and beginning to crate a fully polished comedy bit. Its about time people, I mean the only thing that Ive ever enjoyed doing is making people laugh. Getting in front of groups and just making the room buzz. To all you neigh-sayers? Go fuck your selves. You are NOT WELCOME. But I forgive, so any who choose to live and laugh are welcome, but hey... chances are those are the only people still returning to my site.

So folks, as always I live you with the quote of the day...

"Take some mushrooms and squeegee your Third Fucking Eye! Oh my God, theirs only this moment! Tv is like taking paint to your Eye. You think mushrooms are here by accident? Where do you think the term "Good fucking shit" came from?"
-Bill Hicks

"Pollie Want A Dicitonary?" or "What Did He Just Call Me!?"

Ahhh! Glorious day to you my universal family! I hope this post finds all of you well, for if not then truly I am sad. But I am just peachy! Guess who got audited? ME! Now normally that would evoke terrible thoguhts in the average North AMerican (as I bet it may have must now) but mine ended in a refund of a sweet $350! Damn, this is jsut what my outta work ass needed! So I paid off some debt, bought a little Jesus Grass, got groceries and bought the new Zelda. Havent played it yet though.

I love the pressure this bastard web site put son me. I always fele like I coul dbe doing more (and I usually could). The thing about it is thoguh, Im very tired and marijuana has killed about, oh... 90% of my creativity. Its still there though... Its there enough to make me want to pursui a carreer in videio game design anyways, but as of now thats just a little pipe dream Ive got cooking.

So I have to say the best part of this site is the fact that Im not entirely sure people visit... Those that do dont bother posting, and those that dont, dont count as people. So basically Im looking at the point of fact that none of you matter to me, but only because no one posts and Im feeling unloved.

Well todays link it another little story on the evolving animal kingdom (unless youre a creationist, in which case my guitar gently weeps for you). This parrot's a hero folks. Hes out there everyday, breaking the norm and raising the bar. And just in case you couldnt tell Im missing my Colbert :S. Hahahaha... ahh well anyways, Im still not over this damnable cold, so Im outtie to chillax and play me up some Zelda, mother fuckers.

And now, with no further ado, the quote of the day....

"Try not become a man of success, but rather a man of value."
-Albert Einstein

Peace, Love and understanding.

"Breaking the Norm" or "Simply Stunning"

Well the Heathen is back faithful readers, after what was a hollie jollie christmas for me and the family. I hope all of you had a great x-mas (if thats what you celebrate) and I hope your all looking forward to the new year. If not, well its kinda your loss. Hope is great and those without it tend to be down on themselves and reality in general... basically Im saying DUMMY UP AND GIVE THE GLOBAL PSYCHE A BREAK FROM YOUR PESSIMISM. Or dont, "Sink, swim, go down with the ship. Just use your freedom of choice."

Anyways... turns out having Jesus post isnt making me as happy as I thought it would. I wasnt exactly expecting Him to up show me with every darn post He does. Kinda raising the bar to an uncomfortable level for a lowly/lazy stoner like my self :S. But hey, Id still rather He associate with my site over anywhere else on the net. Its only a matter of time until this sites truth/hilarity resounds throughout the netaverse (a new word for all of you) and fame comes to me, by way of using Jesus' genius. Genius Jesus, genius Jesus, genius Jesus. Thats some sweet alliteration.

Well any readers out there who know of anyone who can find there way around a computer paint program enough to make me a fucking banner, tell me! Im working with an exceptionally low budget, but I want to turn this little baby of mine into something poppa Ez can be proud of.

Well with that I shall tell you of todays link. Someone has broken a "solid" part of our reality and thats more then enough to warrant getting a post on this here gem. This man decided itd be a great idea to be the first one in over 1000 years to take a bath in the Roman baths. Pretty fucking cool, folks. This upcoming year I suggest we all try and break the norm, just a bit. I guarantee folks.. its gonna get easier!

So I think Im going to cement a new aspect to GHYMTM, ending every post of mine with a quote. So here we go...

"I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix, angelheaded hipsters, burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night." -- Allen Ginsberg, Howl

A Friend is Someone Who is By Your Side, Even When They Don't Want to Be

It's been said that a mans worth, his very quality of spirit, is dependant apon his acts. I tell you all, this is not so. The true worth of a man comes from the persons own choosings. How much the person chooses to accept of his or her self, for Truly all have an infinite source of worth. Only ones own deception steals from this.

As this age draws ever "forward" ones true worth shall be decided but how they continute to breath. Wether its to survive, or to draw apon inner strengh and choose to take the higher road. To decide. To choose. Truly this is ones true measure. To not suffer the fear and innequities of his fellow man. To take himself out of turmoil, or create a reality where turmoil shall have no place. Unified in Spirit, Mind and Heart. The Holiest of Divinities. To know all three is to be aware of ones own innate perfection.

Low, for today is not my day of birth, and I dont request that you keep it as such. What I do ask though is that you truly do what you feel is correct today. Take this day and be true to yourself, in whatever form that may take. Don't thank, if you so wish. Don't pray, if you so wish. Don't laugh and dance and sing, if you so wish. Be True to Your Self.

In Peace and In Love, Praise Our Concious Thought, the Holiest of Holies!

"No two men see the world exactly alike, and different temperaments will apply in different ways a principle that they both acknowledge. The same man will, indeed, often see and judge the same things differently on different occasions: early convictions must give way to more mature ones. Nevertheless, may not the opinions that a man holds and expresses withstand all trials, if he only remains true to himself and others?"

-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"I Am You and What I See Is Me" or "Jesus Is SO Cool!"

Robots singing about brotherhood of man and Jesus makes for a weird morning. Couple that with Most Haunted and those nutty brits and you got a recipe for... needing pot? i dont know, exactly, where Im going with this but Im glad your here with me now (All).

The reason this season (of holidays) has lasted so long friends, is because it tends to bring out the best in people. Sure every year you get people trampled over plush toys, or shot over game systems... at the end of the day though, when were all home with our families, all the materialism really becomes second to the Love of family :).

The link I give you today is to an aspect of Astrology.com. All of their free readings. They will only give you parts of the complete readings but they are INCREDIBLY insightful.

Jesus told me He's going to be posting tomorrow, so Im taking the day off.

Merry X-Mas to all! And to all a good... X-Mas.

"Is Luigi Borat" or "Have You Seen My Wife!?"

My god. I found the fucking best site ever. Seriously just perusing it has reminded me of a time when I was actually happy! Hahahah I guess Im just plumb forgot about it, happiness I mean. Well J sure showed me up with His post yesterday. He never told me that he Loved Chia pets :p, but live and learn I suppose.

So heres a question fro all y'all.. Is it just me or do Borat and Luigi look EXACTLY alike? Seriously! I know you all see it.

Anyways Jesus's been talking to me lately about His old friend Death. Like, apparantly, literally Death himself (Himself?). Jesus is actually out with him right now, getting their piss on. They started drinking here but Jesus was getting fucking rowdy, like nothing Ive seen before. I guess hanging out with the "old crew" does that to J. Well anyways Death seems like a cool enough guy anyways.

Well Im still getting over my cold so Im out and I leave you with this...
"Never let the weeds get higher than the garden"
...Tom Waits

In Our Darkest Moments, I AM Ever Present

Yay. All is well for I am Risen, and I surely sit with the Holiest of Lights. Without ending, without beginning. IN the beginning there was NO beginning there was I AM. Wow, so here I am on the World Wide Web, Truly an amazing thing to behold. Like never before Humanity is capable of of spreading thought and action, and like no time before has mankind been so terribly frightened :(.

As Humans we face terrible things everyday, whether it be our local news, or even our own friends whom are as fragile as each other. But rejoice My Family! The time is now, to begin to Learn, to Love and to Grow. At this point in our human history You All have but two choices. Get busy Living, or get busy dieing. The middle ground is very rapidly disappearing...

I DO in fact live with my good friend Ezrahite and we are indeed roommates. Though thats not to be my main focus through this medium. With this communication capability I shall do my best to reach the Hearts and Minds of My fellow Humans.

Last night, watching the Daily Show with John Stewart I was highly amused (as I most usually am) but what was very surprising to Me was the report that Children of the United States only considered Me #10 for importance on a top ten list of things... Where as #1 was "Being a celebrity". Oh that is surely a kick to my boys :(, but I fear not for I know that truly I AM the greatest celebrity for the youth of North America in this day and age.

So here, with a very special inspiration from John Stewart and the children of North America I present to you the Top Ten Things God Likes!

#1. Love: Now this MUST be unconditional, brothers and sisters. There is no other kind and any other is simply flawed perception. Love, In Truth is Always Unconditional, in ALL WAYS.

#2. Understanding: And the want to understand. When we judge another as being wrong, or not right we make a MISS take and we suffocate our individual understanding of that person and that subject. To want to understand it to want to grow, and to grow is the purest form of living!

#3. Strength of Will: All manifest Will, for all are a part of the Whole and all there is s the Will of God/Love/Light. To possess the Will to make something happen is the purest form of Love.

#4. Chia Pets

#5. Yearning: yearning is something that all go through on this plane of existence. It is, a most unfortunate, necessity to realizing Self in form. To yearn is to WANT to feel the pure connection of God/Self. To grow in one way or another.

#6. Nature: There is little comparable to feeling the warmth of the Sun strong against your face. To breath in fresh morning air. To see the Pure Light reflected back from freshly fallen snow. The strong, arid cornucopia of the sand of the desert. These are all fundamentally Pure :).

#7. Merry Makers: Those who spread their Will with intent to create marriement are truly special creatures. A Truly great gift is spreading Joy and laughter to any and all who welcome it. Laughter is Truly the best medicine my family :D.

#8. The Search for Truth: One of the most difficult journeys for Humanity is, Truly, the search for an Ultimate Truth. My teachings have been used and abused, taken out of context, and fashioned as the corrupt saw fit for a long time, but what I Taught was simply to accept what We All Know Inside. The Purest of Truths ;). "Intuition" is a very underused gift my Family!

#9. Nerve Endings

#10. Being Consciously Aware: To be Aware is to be Awake, is to be in The Moment, is to be Pure. When WE are moved by Will Alone then Our Species shall have learned the greatest lesson of all.

Now the important thing to remember, is Truly, that all these things are Equal in My Eye. No favorite, for to imply a favorite is to imply that one is less then the rest, and that is a True impossibility.

If You, My Family take anything from this web site, I pray, its thought. In that I, or Ezrahite will act as a catalyst for you, to inspire new thoughts and new energies for you.

Dismissal in the Spiritual realm is a form of suicide. Know some, be sure of even less my Family.

WARMEST wishes and happy holidays to you all!

"Moved By Will Alone" or "A New Rockie Movie!?"

So I was reading my paper this morning (ie: Coast to Coast, Daily Rotten and Fortean Times) and as I was perusing Coast to Coast I came apon this grail of a story. This is one of the craziest/scariest/greatest inventions of all time. Alright well Jesus filled me in on the secrets of brain waves last year but I really didnt expect science to be whoring it. Low and behold, our brain waves are being raped in sciences black and white, the world is round, rabbits dont have lazer eyes, vision of reality. Well some people like to believe, Science! Anyways I think itd be cool to implement this technology into multi-million dollar robots to fight our future wars. Tactical nukes shall be the trump card and hiding the users from the enemies awareness shall be the only way to win. Or EMP's. Ya know, whatever.

This technology is going to be just the begining, Im sure. Its a fucking fantastic ability and its integration can (and most likely will) change the very way we live. Damn.

Well, until I get a giant robot thats wired into my brain, while Metallicas Waste My Hate plays as I destroy bases on the moon, its all just fun and games...

Ill keep hoping though....

"Hot and Cold" or "In the Begining There Was Blotches"

Ahh, good morning dear sirs and madams! I bid thee a good day and festive wishes. Well that time of the year is getting closer and closer and I have absolutely nothing to post about the holidays whatsoever, but this is really, at least one, better. Todays link is to one of the most interesting stories Ive ever read. Im not completely sure I understand but apparantly some fancy scientists (with all their book learning) have managed to snap a picture of the first things to ever spawn in our Universe.

Personally Im kind of offended, I mean wouldnt we rather just all prefer to imagine what it was the beginning of the Universe was like? Anyways Jesus filled me in at what we were looking at with those blotches, but I want all of you to try and figure it out... but you wont try, because youre all far too lazy, Ill bet. Well whatever, Im just glad were all here on this crazy trip through the cosmos/consciousness together.

Well this is probably the least funny post Ive ever had but hopefully the quality link will make up for it.

Kisses my brothers and sisters.

"Greatest Invention of All Time?" or "I Am Times Person of the Year"

Greetings again people. Well looks like Im Times person of the year. Honestly? I dont know how it took them so fucking long. Ive been doing ground-breaking work for FUCKING YEARS! Nothing I can actually talk about right now... lets just say there more to blackmailing then meets the eye.

Speaking of eyes, the link today is probably the best Ive yet to bring you. Its a link dump of hundred of live, streaming webcams from all over the world. It may not sound so expecially cool, but man there are HUNDREDS! Vegas, Sweden, Germany, Vancouver, and thats just a view. All free, all streaming. Deffinately a neat little waste of time.

Well I feel kinda bad because I blew off Mormons Elders again yesterday, but supposedly theyll be here 8 tonight. You know its funny.. I can blow them off as many times as Id like and they will ALWAYS come back. Theyre like freaking cult members or something. And they fucking look down at me and J for our various addictions! Oh, and they dont believe J's the real deal because He's Aramaic (in case y'all didnt know) and not white! Hahahaha, sad but true.

Well I hope you all enjoy and have good days, my faithful readers.

Namaste

"Our Genus Wins Again" or "Establishing a new order probably only happens once, if that, in the lifetime of a lucky palaeomammalogist."

Alrighty folks. Your fearless leaders here again to fill you in on the low-down on this ho-down, so Im going to throw-down the moo-pound and the boo-noun.... Wow, I surely took that incredibly too far. But lets be honest, only like, two people woulda gotten it anyways, so the rest of you can keep your cold-hearted/thankless eyes and comments to yourself (Oh wait, too late). Hahaha.

Well folks Jesus celebrated his birthday last night. He spent it alone, crying and begging me to sell our cube for more crack money. Turn out his "Opus" was a self-portrait. Long story short, Jesus lost his "muse" about 2 am and started jonesing.

It was funny. Till he started freaking out.

The post today is all about how much we, as mammals (in fact mammals in general) kick incredible amount of ass. Honestly? I didnt think it was that interesting but Jesus directed me here and told me, basically, that I should do a story on this before Colbert does. Fuck I need the lime-light more then him anyways.

Peace senors!

"The greastest X-MAS Story Ever Told" or "Once, Twice, Three Times an Anti-Christ"

Dammit this fucking program sucks. I fucking made and re-made this post like 9 times or something, but it keeps fucking disappearing!

Ahh but last night was sweet. Met some new people and had a good time. Jesus didn't come though, he was busy working on His "Opus" as He calls it :S. Ill get Him outta the house one day though...

Todays link is to a very special holiday South Park episode, with jsut the most adorable little critters :D! Tee hee hee! But as Stan learns, rather painfully, theres no right way to birth an anti-Christ.

Well anyways I had a sweet time last night wit all my homies, yo. Heres a little slice of the x-mas spirit for you. Hope y'all enjoy.

"Dawn" or "For the First Time, In a Long Time I feel Clean"

Hello everyone, I Am the Light that Shines Eternal :). I Am, and I Now Share this with All of You :).

Posted by: "Deniseanew@aol.com" Deniseanew@aol.com deniseanew1

Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:37 am (PST)

A TIME FOR CELEBRATION

My sweet ones
Today is a day for celebration
Yes, today
Your 12/14/2006 is the FIRST DAY
OF THE GOLDEN AGE

Yet you still walk through the
Dream
Of duality
That time foretold for eons
Is here NOW

The light that is YOU
Has awakened unto itself
There was a time when you walked
This world in the light
Yes, this is the “return” of
The Golden Age

And it is returning NOW
All of you are Christ Mind
Sweet ones
There is not one of YOU
Who is not perfectly perfect
All have “played” their part
In this time of awakening
From your long sleep

Therefore, all are innocent
There has never been one moment
In time
That was not either about
The act of separation
Or the healing of it!!!!

Every one is the prodigal son
All are welcomed home
All have done a good job

You are NOW embarking on
The Golden Age
Mass amounts of sun flares
Are coming into your planet
Loaded, brimming full with
The Light of Home
Christ Consciousness
Abba
All that is

As you still seem to gaze
Upon that which appears
As duality a while longer
KNOW
KNOW
KNOW
THAT ALL IS WELL!!!!
Your Golden Age is here NOW

The greatest service you can give
To humanity
Is knowing you are one
With ABBA
And that all that you see
Is that!!!!
It has never not been so!!!
See the Christ light in everyone
For that is who they truly are
Though they still seem to be
Asleep
See them as THAT ALWAYS
THAT IS YOUR ONLY PURPOSE

As you walk through these coming days
Know you are now walking in a
New world
One that is so bathed in LOVE
That nothing is out of alignment

Celebrate
For the time is here NOW
my sweet ones

The voice for love

"They Watch You When You're Sleeping" or "I Ain't Afraid of No Ghost!"

Alrighty folkles, your fearless leader is here again with a new post of wonder and intrigue and of course, thought! Thats why ya'll keep on coming back right (as if anyone has :P)? Well Moose Jawvians we live in a strange little town, not many of us can disagree with that statement. Strange energies abound and id be surprised if even one person in this city hasn't had something strange or knows someone who's had something strange happen to them here. Ghosts, ET's, UFO's, shadow people, voices... And thats jsut me! Hahaha, but seriously friends... you know what Im speaking of. Well the link todays all about that. Not too much humour but thats usually J's gift anyways and He hasnt even come home yet tonight. He's gonna lose his job, I fucking know it.

Speaking of jobs, that thing at mac's was a bust. The chick hadnt even heard of me. After we talked she told me the only way she could hire me is if I decided to stay their permanently and not go back to the main location... Tisk, tisk... Well her loss... but that DOES mean Im still without work, so anyone out there with work.. hook a brother up?

"Feasting With the Devils Shadow" or "Its Raining Frogs and Pomegranates "

Busy day, but it was fucking killer. Finished X-MAS shopping and spent the day with friends. I also found out that I work tomorrow! So 9am, Im at the Subway on 9th n. Not rightly sure what Im doing, but Ill be there.

Best part of this day is the msg a friend at Toolarmy.com sent me a link to mp3's of the recent Tool show at Lyon France. For all you mystery buffs out there, Lyon France is the home of Rennes-le-Chateau and the link up top will take you to, fucking genius, mystery hunters own tales and exploits, solving "The Greatest Mystery of All Time." Be patient and read on, its a fucking cool read folks and an actual little adventure where you have to pay attention and think to get all the info thats there to be had. For those who read that and it isn't enough theres a hidden link to a little picto tour at www.toolband.com .... Maybe some of you can find that too ;). Nice little way to make you think.

And now for the real meat http://www.esnips.com/web/LyonBootleg . Enjoy you Tool heads, and take the trip and read of the greatest mystery ever told....

"He Walks" or "Kentucky Fried Christ"

NOT the Real J-man
So Jesus finally got His ass a job again. He had been working for the beef plant in town, bleeding calves for cancer research (Hes a fucking vegan, I used to rag on him all the time about it) but they had to let Him go because He kept reviving the dead calves and releasing them when no one was watching. So anyways Hes been outta work for a few weeks now but He just got a job today at KFC (so I get to keep making fun of Him). So X-MAS around here is looking better and better everyday.

I say X-MAS, people, because its not even really J's birthday on the 25th. Just a communication error somewhere down the road (He cant even remember). His birthdays actually Dec. 16! The 25th is close, but no cigar. J celebrates both though. He has a nice little birthday with friends and Family on the 16th (or near there) and He then proceed sto get blitz on the 25th! He also does the gift thing on the 25th, but mostly He's too high and drunk to care :).

Soooo.... not the greatest post Ive ever had but I can at least leave you with this pearl of wisdom... Everyone Love Ramond, but Jesus (and its not because hes hairy, OR Italian), Jesus thinks hes a douche.

post script: Ive been trying to get Jesus motivated enough to post but the guy smokes more weed then I fucking do :S Anyway Im gonna keep at er.

"Original Law" or "To Live and Die in Dixie"

I was chatting up J this morning over some sliced cantelope (His favourite) and me and him got into an argument over whos power trumped whos with this web site. He got lippy and I got mad, anyways it ended with Jesus slapping me across the face with a little "holy intervention" and demanding I post this, so here we go.

The Law of One is the original law of Creation, and is the supreme Law over all laws in all dimensions.

THE LAW OF ONE

We are all one.

When one is harmed, all are harmed.

When one is helped, all are healed.

Therefore, in the name of who I AM,

and I am one with all;

I ask that ONLY THAT WHICH IS THE HIGHEST GOOD OF ALL CONCERNED happen here
and now, and through all time and space.

I give thanks that this is done.

SO BE IT!

There ya go buddy, hope ya appreciate it :P Everyone have a good Sunday!

Fear Sells and Baby Jesus Cries

Nothing like reading that Nostradamus predicted WWIII would happen. Better yet, that it would happen from 2007-2012. Such great predictions these are! :O All the better for this "author" to make his money. Jesus is out getting some milk right now so I dont know his official opinion on this subject but if anything make the J-man cry its fear-mongering, capitalist whores.

Ill let yall go check that link now, if ya havent already. Go ahead, Ill wait....
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See? Like what the fuck? I mean, for one Nostradomuses predictions are sketchy at best, and with what this site said they firgured out a hidden scripture through, basically, computer magic. Like, what good is getting the masses all scared going to do? Personally I dont WANT to read about how Romes gonna be nuked by terrorists, or how Iran and the US are going to get their beefon with each other!

Frankly Im just scared because Im Canadian and me and Jesus havent gotten our bunker built yet! (Jesus' earlier designs were all based on wood, and it took him a some time to get his modern day architecture courses under his belt)

So Im takeing the liberty of putting nuclear arms and scare tactics on the list of things Jesus doesnt love. If its still up in a few days youll all know what I know.

Remember everyone, check the title links for each post, they contain the relevant information that I speak of.

Early Morning Murmurs

"Jesus, why does God fuck with peoples heads?" I once asked Numero Uno Jesus over some frosted flakes.

"What do you mean, my son?" The Lord replied.

Before I could even begin to explain to Him what I meant a look of merth crossed His face, "Ahh my child. You wish to know why such odd and inexplicable things occur all around Our Mother Earth, dont you child?"

"Damn straight I do Jesus. Why you gotta mess with me like that, pretending you dont know what Im thinking?"

A look of deep thought penetrated Christ's face and he said, "Ezrahite, my beloved son... God gets bored, alright?"

Point is people, theres a whole lot of fucking freaky/weird inexplainable shit out there. Dont be so damnd dismissive all the time! The adventure in flesh is far too crazy and cool to be put down by the likes of us lowly humans. We need to meet each new expirience with a freash face and open mind. OR else by the time something strange does happen to us we'll be too damnd confused to even aknowledge it!

This link may just be pure bull, but Ive seen some funky ass shit in my life and I wouldnt put this story aways as quickly as the tale of the jackelope. I tell you what.

post script: and Jesus said it was fucking true.

Where Do Alchemists Get Off!?

GODDAMIT! Where the fuck does "modern" "man" get "off" thinking that "we" have the right to use modern day techgnology and call it alchemy!? JESUS CHRIST! Jesus told me what these asian "alchehmyst" have done is EXTREMELY unGodly, and frankly blogoverse? I beleive him. I mean, wow.

Wheres the line? Is it really correct to extract VANILLA from cow shit? Of course its not. If it was cow shit would SMELL and TASTE of vanilla ALL THE TIME. Anyone out there agree with me here? I mean COME ON world! Lets wake up!
Alright for 1: Alchemy is supposed to be a DEAD practice. How are modern day magician s suppsoed to know what the norm is?!
2: ITS FREAKING COW TURDS! Come on now people!And
3: No human could possibly think eating vanilla from cow turd is right, no one. Thats a bottom line if Ive ever heard one!

As of this moment Blogoverse, Im am officially AGAINST cow-turd extracted vanilla, and I hope all you will be against it to. I mean... wow...

post script: No typo in beleive, you cant spell believe without lie

The Begining is the End Is the Begining

Jesus fuck, I HATE the internet. Where's the user friendlyness? This blog shall be the One Blog to Rule them All. Trust me. Alright everyone better start visiting this site, or else my deep rooted drepression may just be too much..(ie driving a tanker full of gas down main street, only to crash into the Liquor Store, destroying the lives of half the fucking poppulation of my town)

Well thats a great start to a blog, a terribly uninteresting, depressing AND threatening post, thats what your thinking right? Well fuck you. Jesus Loves me, yes he does, and maybe, if you play your cards with me right, I may just tell Him to Love you too.. Hows that idea strike you? Continue to come back reguarily to this blog, and I will tell Jesus you're an ok person., If not... well Im afraid the Jesus club is FAR to exclusive to let just anybody in.

AS such this is a list of people that Jesus does NOT currently love (remember get in tight with me and I can throw a nod for you towards J-man):
-Mexicans
-Italians
-Hairy people
-Hairless people
-Albinoes
-John Stewart
-Ghost of Christmas Past
-Ghost of Christmas Future
-Rod Stewart
-Creationist (ie idiots)
-People who call in to Larry King
-People who watch Larry King
-People who think that ICP has a message
-Emos
-Hipsters
-Wiggers
-People who like Death Metal/Black Metal/ Scream Metal
-People who dont like me
-People who are unsure if they like me
-Copy cats(myself excluded)
-Fox News Anchors (NOT including O'Reilly)
-CNN Anchors (NOT including Soledad Obrien)
-MSNBC Anchors (PROBABLY anyway...)
-Castratoes (yes, sorry guys... ANOTHER low blow)
-People who are curcumcised (just fucking freaky)
-People who dont question what they see/feel/hear/READ
-You
-The Pope
-Asian Alchemysts
-Cow Turd-Extracted Vanilla
-Nuclear Arms
-Scare Tactics
-Notrodomases Predictions

See even with that entire list, there are still more people that Jesus just doesnt feel the urge to love.. Its a sad state of afairs, but at least he cares enough to NOT care, right? Well dont worry, as the big J tells me more Ill make sure that list gets added to and archived. This is valuable information and sooner or later this list is going to be fucking FLYING around the Vatican, shit brb... Jesus HATES the Pope. He loved Pope Ann though (her sweater nuts were HUGE).

See what most people dont realise is that J is just like me or you. He eats and drinks and sleeps. He loves Emmanuel Lewis and baby lams and stuffed crust pizza. And he LOVES getting hot and heavy with famous dead actresses... and his mother, but thats an entirely different post.

Serious though... this blog is going to be an extention of my mind, spirit and soul. I sincerely hope I can intrust you all enough to have the will to continue to do this on a daily basis. Im am here to whore myself to you, for nothing more then youre energy, your sweet, sweet energy...

So I leave you all with a thought... if God sees all and Santas watches you all year, is it not possible that they could both be in the shower, and catch each other watching one another? I mean... like whos power trumps whos? Thats a brain scatcher for ya.

Thank you Jesus.