The Empress and Her New Clothes Are F-king Retarded", or "I Hate Myself and Everyone Else. Build a Wall!"

G'day faithful readers. Just knowing you're out there, reading my words, lapping up my delicious thoughts like the adorable pup-pups you are, gives me strength. Remember: I love you, and J loves you.

I feel like I need to address some things. It would seem my last post raised some serious questions from some of my fans, old and new alike! And if there's one thing that truly brings me joy, it is educating my brothers and sisters and whatever the fuck you people identify as. (Remember, just send me a list of your preferred pronouns, and I will be sure to start addressing my beautiful little snowflakes as they require!!!)

So lets get to it!

Dr.  Jeffrey Kang from Detroit writes... "Yo! Welcome back to the blog-o-sphere my man! We missed you! I gotsa axe though, why did you sign your new past as Ezrahite AKA Donkeycum? Dat shit be craycray!"

Thank you for the question Dr. Kang, and its a good one, to be sure. You see during the decade long absence from the Internet, I went through some changes. I grew a little, I died a little, and yes, I was reborn a little! Long story short, the moniker was gifted to me by a shaman in Korea (All praise glorious leader). Its quite the tale, and I may share it with you all someday, should you like! But for now, don't be too concerned and just enjoy the new reality that is... Ezrahite AKA Donkeycum.

Next email is from dogscatman_6969: "It is wonderful to see you again dear friend Ezrahite. I am ashamed to write trly did not realize how much I missed you until roughly the 4th year without an update. I hope you can forgive me, and may I ask, why wasnt the J-man posting on the blog in your absense? Is it true hes going to be doing a podcast with you soon? PRAISE BE IN HIS NAME!"

I need to get serious for a second here dogscatman_6969. What I did, leaving you all for that long? That was unforgivable.
I know it. You know it. The Universal Overmind knows it. But I gotta say, and I feel you already know this, you should feel absolutely awful that it took you 4 years to notice I stopped updating.
Get your shit together dogscatman_6969.

Finally my last letter is from Cremefresh. Creme asks, "y do this?"

I assume Mr. Fresh is asking about why I am back. Why now? Perhaps hes interested in why I want to start a podcast? For reference Cremefresh, please try to be a little more articulate with your next question! But I am a man of the people, and I shall do my best to answer it! For starters, I do this, because I HAVE do it. Since Arigold Huffman died in that cursed year of our lord 2016, there has not been a real voice of Truth on the Internet. Its a fact, you can look it up. The voice of the people MUST be heard! Too many blowhards and tyrants trying to lead the people, when all they truly care about is sacrificing children to the dark god Moloch and grabbin women in right in the pussy. The people need better Mr. Fresh! The people DESERVE better!

I thank you for your time, and I'm glad that I was able to answer some of your inquiries. Please feel free to comment or email me with your questions. This is a movement by the people, for the people and also with Jesus. Hes around here too.

Take care my lovelies!

Donkeycum AKA Ezrahite