Alrighty folks. Your fearless leaders here again to fill you in on the low-down on this ho-down, so Im going to throw-down the moo-pound and the boo-noun.... Wow, I surely took that incredibly too far. But lets be honest, only like, two people woulda gotten it anyways, so the rest of you can keep your cold-hearted/thankless eyes and comments to yourself (Oh wait, too late). Hahaha.
Well folks Jesus celebrated his birthday last night. He spent it alone, crying and begging me to sell our cube for more crack money. Turn out his "Opus" was a self-portrait. Long story short, Jesus lost his "muse" about 2 am and started jonesing.
It was funny. Till he started freaking out.
The post today is all about how much we, as mammals (in fact mammals in general) kick incredible amount of ass. Honestly? I didnt think it was that interesting but Jesus directed me here and told me, basically, that I should do a story on this before Colbert does. Fuck I need the lime-light more then him anyways.
Peace senors!
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