Hahahaha, ahhhh. Nice to see the bar lowered ever more Todays link is to a profoundly... odd? News story about fucking idiot parents using their child for cheap laughs. Isnt it great to know that people all over the world are still busying themselves with being retarded. Fuck man, this planet is is bittering me, that or its the Bill Hicks im listening to at the time. Shit, Bills good at making you realize how retarded everything and everyone is. I wonder what hed be ranting about if he was alive now?... probably the exact same shit he was ranting about in 92'.Ive sure noticed that you can take ANY fucking bit of his about the Gulf War and it is COMPLETELY usable with the modern day war in Iraq. That leads me to believe he died when he should have. I mean, do you guys think that Bill could even have survived to this point? The world would have driven mad years ago. But damn... the Earth needs another Hicks. Sure he was angry, and mean, and pretty low-brow... But goddamn if he wasnt funny!
So... I today, Im throwing my hat into the ring of people to replace the great Bill. Thats right. Im finally getting up off my ass and beginning to crate a fully polished comedy bit. Its about time people, I mean the only thing that Ive ever enjoyed doing is making people laugh. Getting in front of groups and just making the room buzz. To all you neigh-sayers? Go fuck your selves. You are NOT WELCOME. But I forgive, so any who choose to live and laugh are welcome, but hey... chances are those are the only people still returning to my site.
So folks, as always I live you with the quote of the day...
"Take some mushrooms and squeegee your Third Fucking Eye! Oh my God, theirs only this moment! Tv is like taking paint to your Eye. You think mushrooms are here by accident? Where do you think the term "Good fucking shit" came from?"
-Bill Hicks
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