The Begining is the End Is the Begining

Jesus fuck, I HATE the internet. Where's the user friendlyness? This blog shall be the One Blog to Rule them All. Trust me. Alright everyone better start visiting this site, or else my deep rooted drepression may just be too much..(ie driving a tanker full of gas down main street, only to crash into the Liquor Store, destroying the lives of half the fucking poppulation of my town)

Well thats a great start to a blog, a terribly uninteresting, depressing AND threatening post, thats what your thinking right? Well fuck you. Jesus Loves me, yes he does, and maybe, if you play your cards with me right, I may just tell Him to Love you too.. Hows that idea strike you? Continue to come back reguarily to this blog, and I will tell Jesus you're an ok person., If not... well Im afraid the Jesus club is FAR to exclusive to let just anybody in.

AS such this is a list of people that Jesus does NOT currently love (remember get in tight with me and I can throw a nod for you towards J-man):
-Mexicans
-Italians
-Hairy people
-Hairless people
-Albinoes
-John Stewart
-Ghost of Christmas Past
-Ghost of Christmas Future
-Rod Stewart
-Creationist (ie idiots)
-People who call in to Larry King
-People who watch Larry King
-People who think that ICP has a message
-Emos
-Hipsters
-Wiggers
-People who like Death Metal/Black Metal/ Scream Metal
-People who dont like me
-People who are unsure if they like me
-Copy cats(myself excluded)
-Fox News Anchors (NOT including O'Reilly)
-CNN Anchors (NOT including Soledad Obrien)
-MSNBC Anchors (PROBABLY anyway...)
-Castratoes (yes, sorry guys... ANOTHER low blow)
-People who are curcumcised (just fucking freaky)
-People who dont question what they see/feel/hear/READ
-You
-The Pope
-Asian Alchemysts
-Cow Turd-Extracted Vanilla
-Nuclear Arms
-Scare Tactics
-Notrodomases Predictions

See even with that entire list, there are still more people that Jesus just doesnt feel the urge to love.. Its a sad state of afairs, but at least he cares enough to NOT care, right? Well dont worry, as the big J tells me more Ill make sure that list gets added to and archived. This is valuable information and sooner or later this list is going to be fucking FLYING around the Vatican, shit brb... Jesus HATES the Pope. He loved Pope Ann though (her sweater nuts were HUGE).

See what most people dont realise is that J is just like me or you. He eats and drinks and sleeps. He loves Emmanuel Lewis and baby lams and stuffed crust pizza. And he LOVES getting hot and heavy with famous dead actresses... and his mother, but thats an entirely different post.

Serious though... this blog is going to be an extention of my mind, spirit and soul. I sincerely hope I can intrust you all enough to have the will to continue to do this on a daily basis. Im am here to whore myself to you, for nothing more then youre energy, your sweet, sweet energy...

So I leave you all with a thought... if God sees all and Santas watches you all year, is it not possible that they could both be in the shower, and catch each other watching one another? I mean... like whos power trumps whos? Thats a brain scatcher for ya.

Thank you Jesus.