"Jesus, why does God fuck with peoples heads?" I once asked Numero Uno Jesus over some frosted flakes.
"What do you mean, my son?" The Lord replied.
Before I could even begin to explain to Him what I meant a look of merth crossed His face, "Ahh my child. You wish to know why such odd and inexplicable things occur all around Our Mother Earth, dont you child?"
"Damn straight I do Jesus. Why you gotta mess with me like that, pretending you dont know what Im thinking?"
A look of deep thought penetrated Christ's face and he said, "Ezrahite, my beloved son... God gets bored, alright?"
Point is people, theres a whole lot of fucking freaky/weird inexplainable shit out there. Dont be so damnd dismissive all the time! The adventure in flesh is far too crazy and cool to be put down by the likes of us lowly humans. We need to meet each new expirience with a freash face and open mind. OR else by the time something strange does happen to us we'll be too damnd confused to even aknowledge it!
This link may just be pure bull, but Ive seen some funky ass shit in my life and I wouldnt put this story aways as quickly as the tale of the jackelope. I tell you what.
post script: and Jesus said it was fucking true.
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