12/11/2006

"He Walks" or "Kentucky Fried Christ"

NOT the Real J-man
So Jesus finally got His ass a job again. He had been working for the beef plant in town, bleeding calves for cancer research (Hes a fucking vegan, I used to rag on him all the time about it) but they had to let Him go because He kept reviving the dead calves and releasing them when no one was watching. So anyways Hes been outta work for a few weeks now but He just got a job today at KFC (so I get to keep making fun of Him). So X-MAS around here is looking better and better everyday.

I say X-MAS, people, because its not even really J's birthday on the 25th. Just a communication error somewhere down the road (He cant even remember). His birthdays actually Dec. 16! The 25th is close, but no cigar. J celebrates both though. He has a nice little birthday with friends and Family on the 16th (or near there) and He then proceed sto get blitz on the 25th! He also does the gift thing on the 25th, but mostly He's too high and drunk to care :).

Soooo.... not the greatest post Ive ever had but I can at least leave you with this pearl of wisdom... Everyone Love Ramond, but Jesus (and its not because hes hairy, OR Italian), Jesus thinks hes a douche.

post script: Ive been trying to get Jesus motivated enough to post but the guy smokes more weed then I fucking do :S Anyway Im gonna keep at er.

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