"Hot and Cold" or "In the Begining There Was Blotches"

Ahh, good morning dear sirs and madams! I bid thee a good day and festive wishes. Well that time of the year is getting closer and closer and I have absolutely nothing to post about the holidays whatsoever, but this is really, at least one, better. Todays link is to one of the most interesting stories Ive ever read. Im not completely sure I understand but apparantly some fancy scientists (with all their book learning) have managed to snap a picture of the first things to ever spawn in our Universe.

Personally Im kind of offended, I mean wouldnt we rather just all prefer to imagine what it was the beginning of the Universe was like? Anyways Jesus filled me in at what we were looking at with those blotches, but I want all of you to try and figure it out... but you wont try, because youre all far too lazy, Ill bet. Well whatever, Im just glad were all here on this crazy trip through the cosmos/consciousness together.

Well this is probably the least funny post Ive ever had but hopefully the quality link will make up for it.

Kisses my brothers and sisters.